We go snip, snip, snip
And you’ll feel like you’re brand new
Snip, snip, snip
It’s my favorite thing to do

In my chair, having fun
Any style under the sun
Just a little snip, snip, snip
Then you’re done
(That’s it?)
That’s it, oh
If you’ll excuse me, my next client’s here

Have a seat and let’s begin
Let me start off with a spin
Then I’m spritzing
Spraying water all around
(I love this part)
My comb begins to roam
Smoothing as I go
And then it’s finally time
To hear that cutting sound

It goes snip, snip, snip
Any style that you want
Snip, snip, snip
Something fierce that you can flaunt
Maybe braids, maybe a bun
Maybe wavy would be fun, ha
Just a little snip, snip, snip
Then you’re done

Let’s go!
Emo swoop
Loop the loop
Mohawk, faux-hawk
Now you got the knack, ha ha ha!

You can blow it, you can ‘fro it
Tie a ribbon around and bow it
Or I know this might sound crazy guys, but mullets are back
They’re back, y’all

We go snip, snip, snip
Then you’re done
Snip, snip, snip
Then you’re done
(That does seem fun)
We go snip, snip, snip
Then you’re done