[Verse 1]
Everybody shouts on I Love Lucy
Pee Wee reads the evening news
A pre-owned song or a second-hand Uzi
Everybody got a job to lose

[Verse 2]
Here come the golden oldies
Here come the Hizbollah
Businessmen from South Miami
Humming AOR

[Bridge]
Meanwhile...

[Verse 3]
I like Cal and his dog Napalm
I like Ike and his itty-bitty A-bomb
Everybody got one, I want mine
You can order it up on Channel Nine

[Chorus]
Meanwhile, in the Sheraton
Doctor Jeep plays on and on and on

[Verse 4]
Guns and cars and accidents
The threatened witness my defence
You can sell one another for fifteen cents
Well bye-bye mother, it's common sense
[Chorus]
Meanwhile, meanwhile
Doctor Jeep plays on and on and on

[Outro]
Meanwhile, meanwhile