The mindset and drive of the Philadelphians
Will forever remain a mystery to me
But the framework has been irrevocably set
'Cause no group is strong enough to conquer the rest

We are the multi-facisted state
Come gather bread for your plate
And a car for every driveway
And an impasse for your hate

We are the bastard offspring
Of generalissimos Mao and Mussolini
We are the "save-my-own-ass" special interest strikers
From Zion to Tirana
Cause there's a loop in our scriptures
That says every voice must be heard
Don't point fingers at me ma'am
It's you who finds this absurd

Talk to the politicians Ayatollah Mulvaney
Choose your diction well and you'll receive its pity
And join us all on Capitol Hill
As a quarter billion "Me!"'s sing democracy
Well, we are the multi-facisted state
Come gather bread for your plate
And a car for every driveway
And an impasse for your hate