I saw a band, an awesome band
In a garage on the corner of Florida Ave and 16th Street
In the northwest quadrant of the city on the westbound belt
But when I left the show I could not find my wallet!

They were doing keg stands, incredible keg stands
At a house party on Delaware between 45th and 46th
In the southeast quadrant of the city on the northbound spur
But when I left the party I could not find my keys!

I stumbled upon a convenience mart, a well lit conveniencе mart
On the corner of Jersеy Ave and 110th Street
In the northeast quadrant of the city on the southbound spur
But man, they were all closed up for the night!

I met a girl, a girl going somewhere
Walking down 86th street towards Virginia Avenue
In the southwest quadrant of the city on the eastbound belt
But she was like "loser, please!"

This all happened in the northeast quadrant in the southbound lane
Near the corners of Jefferson and Jackson, around 70th and Main
On the westbound spur connecting with the circular belt
Intersecting with angular grids and diagonal avenues

I saw a band in a garage at a house party on Delaware between 45th and 46th [?] a convenience mart where there was that girl she said "loser, please!"