Sitting drinking a brew
Trying not to think of you
I think you suck
You acted like a slut

Did you ever really like me?
I think I know the answer
Fuck you
Well listen up, this stupid song's for you

You're a noodlebrain, and I hate you
You're a noodlebrain, you're ugly
You're a noodlebrain, you're so stupid
You're a noodlebrain just like me

Sitting drinking a brew
And I'm feeling like a stooge
You're the reason why
I drank all that beer last night

Did you ever really like me?
I think I know the answer
Fuck you
Well listen up, this is what I think of you

You're a noodlebrain, and I hate you
You're a noodlebrain, you're ugly
You're a noodlebrain, you're so stupid
You're a noodlebrain just like me
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Noodlebrain...