Well, I once knew a guy, and his name was Jim
He used to like me, but I didn't like him
He told me that he'd really like to go to bed
He told me that he'd like to give some vicious head

He's a gay boy
A boy toy
Jerk off
A fuck up

His boyfriend says, "Come live with me"
His boyfriend says, "Come and make the scene"
His mom and dad are awful proud
It's perfectly acceptable

To be a gay boy
Boy toy
A jerk off
A fuck up

[Solo]

Gay boy
Boy toy
Jerk off
A fuck up, fuck up, fuck up, fuck up
Gay boy
Boy toy
Jerk off
Fuck up

And I'm hoping that I never get as cool as him