[Spoken]
Okay, a-1-2-3-4

1-2-3-4!

I'm really not a jerk
Know how to dance
I'm never gonna work
I wear designer pants

Oh, my head is empty
And my brain, it hurts
I wanna be a real cool guy
Wear alligator shirts

I don't care what you say
I just wanna be this way
I don't care just what you said
I just wanna be a bonehead

Now I got a job
My foreman's name is Bob
He's really quite a guy
He blows me all the time

My girlfriend says she loves me
Her mother says so, too
I'm lifting weights most every day
Won't take no shit from you
I don't care what you say
I just wanna be this way
I don't care just what you said
I just wanna be a bonehead

Really not a jerk
I know how to dance
I really wanna work
I wear designer pants

Oh, my head is empty
And my brain, it hurts
I wanna be a real cool guy
Wear alligator shirts

I don't care what you say
I just wanna be this way
I don't care just what you said
I just wanna be a bonehead

[Spoken]
Didja hear anything bad?