Ripping off your friends, stuffing your fat face
I'm kinda bummed out I'm part of your race
Someday you will learn that it's cool to starve
Just look at me and B-Face, and try not to barf

Too many Twinkies [x4]

You're a bunch of rock stars, you're a bunch of lard
And I hate to tell you, your bass player's a retard
So shut your stupid fat mouth and hang up those guitars
Quit beating off every night and smoking those cigars

Too many Twinkies [x4]

Shut your fuckin' mouth