When I first saw her, gee, I liked that girl
Even before her first pubic hair would curl
Then ol' Hubey said, "Hey, dude, check this out
Man, that thirteen-year-old punk rocker's chest started to sprout"

And we all love her, Ursula
We all love her, Ursula
We all love her, Ursula
Oh, whoa-oh

Our attention's undivided
Dammit, we're excited!

'Cause Ursula finally has tits
All right
Ursula finally has tits
Outta sight
Ursula finally has tits
Now she's cool
Ursula finally has tits
Check it out, dude
Ursula finally has tits

She went to the drug store, and I saw what she bought
Maxi Pads, tampons, and a training bra
Eye shadow, lipstick, smoking cigarettes
I think there's something that she needs to get off her chest
And we all love her, Ursula
We all love her, Ursula
We all love her, Ursula
Oh, whoa-oh

Our attention's undivided
Dammit, we're excited!

'Cause Ursula finally has tits
All right
Ursula finally has tits
Outta sight
Ursula finally has tits
Now she's cool
Ursula finally has tits
Check it out, dude
Ursula finally has tits