1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8!

He rants and raves, he screams and shouts, he always flips his lid
But deep down inside, he loves you kids
I know that you think he's just a goon
But he makes little Vapid clean his room

He don't like Nirvana, I know he don't like Prong
And I'll bet you five bucks that he don't like this song

Ben Weasel, he's an asshole
Ben Weasel, he's a jerk
Ben Weasel, you just hate him 'cause he don't have to work
Ben Weasel, he's an asshole
Ben Weasel, he's a jerk
Ben Weasel

He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool
He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool
He's Ben Weasel, what can you do?
Ben Weasel, he's so cool

1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8!

He drinks mud, he smokes his butts, he's glued to his TV
But when I drink a brew, he frowns on me
He paces in his living room and festers every night
But we know that his bark's worse than his bite
He don't like Nirvana, I know he don't like Prong
And I'll bet you five bucks that he don't like this song

Ben Weasel, he's an asshole
Ben Weasel, he's a jerk
Ben Weasel, you just hate him 'cause he don't have to work
Ben Weasel, he's an asshole
Ben Weasel, he's a jerk
Ben Weasel

He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool
He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool
He's Ben Weasel, what can you do?
Ben Weasel, he's so cool