Excuse my French, I think I swore
I called your mom a dirty whore
Pardon me,, I think I farted
Please don't think that I'm retarded

Mercy me, I think I puked
Please don't let that get you spooked
Just overlook that I'm a mess
While I run my hand up your dress

I'm uncouth
I'm uncouth
I'm uncouth
I'm uncouth

Holy cow, I stole your car
I burned the seats with my cigar
Kiss my ass, I hate your guts
I may be rude, but I'm not nuts

I'm sorry, baby, but that's just the way it has to be
When we first fucked, I told you, "Get the hell away from me"
With all my stupid bullshit, you haven't had enough
To get fucked up the ass each night, it must be fuckin' tough

I'm uncouth
I'm uncouth
I'm uncouth
I'm uncouth
I'm uncouth
I'm uncouth
I'm uncouth
I'm uncouth
I'm uncouth, uncouth, uncouth, uncouth
Uncouth, uncouth, uncouth, uncouth
Uncouth, uncouth, uncouth, uncouth
Uncouth, uncouth, uncouth

Dig it, baby!

Uncouth