She's flat as a board and I just don't care
No tit
(No tit)
My friends are always wondering
No tit
(No tit)

I'd rather not mention a thing
But oh, what can I do?
I know I shouldn't pick on her
But goddammit, it's true

She's got no tit
(Got no tit)
She's got no tit
(Got no tit)
She's got no tit
(Got no tit)
She's got no tit

It's no matter big or small
No tit
(No tit)
Your sexist chatter bores us all
No tit
(No tit)
They say I'm missing out on life
That I'm being deprived
But I love my girl and she loves me
So don't laugh and act snide

She's got no tit
(Got no tit)
She's got no tit
(Got no tit)
She's got no tit
(Got no tit)
She's got no tit

[Lead]

I'd rather not mention a thing
But oh, what can I do?
I know I shouldn't pick on her
But goddammit it's true

She's got no tit
(Got no tit)
She's got no tit
(Got no tit)
She's got no tit
(Got no tit)
She's got no tit
[x2]
She's got no tit