[Verse 1]
I hate anchovy pizza
Asparagus and peas
Wanting my dessert
And having to say, "Please"

[Chorus]
I hate
Well, I hate everything
I hate
Well, I hate everything

[Verse 2]
I hate the Grateful Dead
Their hippy fans are such a waste
Everything about 'em
Even Jerry's ugly face

[Chorus]
I hate
Well, I hate everything
I hate
Well, I hate everything

[Verse 3]
I hate working around the house
I hate mowing the lawn
I hate doing my homework
I even hate this song
[Chorus]
I hate
Well, I hate everything
I hate
Well, I hate everything
I hate
Well, I hate everything
I hate
Well, I hate everything