Last night I had burritos and drank a lot of beer
And now a funny smell is emanating from my rear
My girlfriend tries to hold her nose and falls into a swoon
I got a problem, and I don't know what to do

Help!

I can't stop farting [x4]

My flatulent ass sounds like 27 ducks
I sit and try to take a shit, but I'm shit outta luck
My sphincter rears its ugly head as I clear out the room
I got a problem, and I don't know what to do

Help!

I can't stop farting [x4]

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Help!

I can't stop farting [x4]