I'm really goo-goo over you
I'm mentally retarded, too
I lost my brain, and I don't know where
But when I saw you standing there

She opened up her mouth to speak
I heard some words from a teenage dream
I felt so bad 'cause I'm such a slug
I found her giving me a hug

Look, Mom and Dad, I think this one's okay
She's a punk rocker, hey, what can I say?
So let's get moving, the girl's so groovy
Oh yeah, she really knows where it's at

And I met her at the Rat
I met her at the Rat
I met her at the Rat
Well, I met her, oh yeah
Well, I met her, oh yeah

She cheers me up when I'm feeling blue
She cooks for me and does my laundry, too
And here I am kissing those lips
Here I am pumping those hips
I'm really goo-goo over you
I'm mentally retarded, too
I lost my brain, and I don't know where
Somewhere down in Kenmore Square

Look, Mom and Dad, I think this one's okay
She's a punk rocker, hey, what can I say?
So let's get moving, the girl's too groovy
Oh yeah, she really knows where it's at

I met her at the Rat [x3]
I met her, oh yeah
Well, I met her
Yeah!

[Solo]

Look, Mom and Dad, I think this one's okay
She's a punk rocker, hey, what can I say?
So let's get moving, the girl's too groovy
Oh yeah, she really knows where it's at

I met her at the Rat...