Well, Tulu is a wimp
Because he is a wimp
Said Tulu is a wimp
Because he is a wimp
Well, Tulu is a wimp
Because he is a wimp
Said Tulu is a wimp
Because he is a wimp

Well, Tulu was our bass player, and then he quit the band
He said he had to go somewhere, but he had nothing planned
So Tulu went to New York, he said he had to go
He asked me, "What's a [?] ?"
He certainly should know
Now, Tulu has a girlfriend, he says he really likes her
But we can't stand her, 'cause 'cause she won't drink Budweiser

Tulu is a wimp
Because he is a wimp
Said Tulu is a wimp
Because he is a wimp
Well, Tulu is a wimp
Because he is a wimp
Well, Tulu is a wimp
Because he is a wimp