This is something no one knows
Kicked out of the Webelos
Do you think it really shows?
Kicked out of the Webelos
Punched her in her snotty nose
Kicked out of the Webelos
Daddy beat me with a hose
Kicked out of the Webelos

Well, I guess that's the way it goes
Kicked out of the Webelos
Go!

This is something no one knows
Kicked out of the Webelos
Do you think it really shows?
Kicked out of the Webelos
Punched her in her snotty nose
Kicked out of the Webelos
Daddy beat me with a hose
Kicked out of the Webelos

Well, I guess that's the way it goes
Kicked out of the Webelos
Kicked out of the Webelos
Kicked out of the Webelos
Out of the Webelos