(Phone rings)

(Spoken)
MOM: Hello?
JOE: Uh, hi Mom, it's me
BOTH: AHHHHH!!!

I know you think I'm just a useless stupid punk
Because every night I come home drunk
Hi Mom, it's me, the fucking little shit
The ugly little monkey who used to suck your tit

[Lead]

I know you think my band's just a waste of time
Those beer cans you found in my room weren't mine
Hi Mom, it's me, the fucking little shit
The ugly ugly monkey who used to suck your tit

(Spoken)
You got five bucks I can borrow?