Things went black and you're outta your skull
Ed Wood film come to life
Rent's not paid and you're hating the world
Some dude just fucked your wife

No one cares if you live or die
Or if you even exist
You got the brains of a rat and the manners, too
And you're really fuckin' pissed

Whatever happened to Philthy Phil
Whatever happened to Philthy Phil
Whatever happened to Philthy Phil
Whatever happened to Philthy Phil
Is gonna happen to you

[Guitar solo]

No one cares if you live or die
Or if you even exist
You got the brains of a rat and the manners, too
And you're really fuckin' pissed

Whatever happened to Philthy Phil
Whatever happened to Philthy Phil
Whatever happened to Philthy Phil
Whatever happened to Philthy Phil
Is gonna happen to you
Whatever happened to Philthy Phil
Whatever happened to Philthy Phil
Whatever happened to Philthy Phil
Whatever happened to Philthy Phil
Whatever happened to Philthy Phil
Is gonna happen to you