This sandal shit has gotta stop
It makes me wanna puke
If I see your ugly toes again
I don't know what I'll do

I'm so sick of assholes and Deadheads, it's true
Alternative rockers are all hippies, too
So try to remember to cover your feet
If you wanna go barefoot, save it for the beach

Save it for the beach

This sandal shit has gotta stop
It makes me wanna puke
If I see your ugly toes again
I swear I'll murder you

You zombie-like yuppies with pathetic lives
Your hairy-legged females all give me the hives
So try to remember to cover your feet
If you wanna go barefoot, save it for the beach

This sandal shit has gotta stop
This sandal shit has gotta stop

Go!
[Guitar solo]

This sandal shit has gotta stop
This sandal shit has gotta stop
This sandal shit has gotta stop
This sandal shit has gotta stop

This sandal shit has gotta
Sandal shit has gotta
Sandal shit has gotta stop