I think it's so stupid girls won't say this word
Like asking everyone to not say "shit," say "turd"
Fall back five yards, it's time to punt

I think "gash" is offensive, not to mention rude
And I don't think about eating it when I'm eating food
There once was some dude on TV, his name was Alan Funt

Just say cunt
Just say cunt
Just say cunt
Just say cunt

Go!

[Guitar lead]

I hope you're not offended by this little tune of mine
So girls, please don't start to flip out
To say "cunt" is no crime
The littlest piglet in the litter is called the runt

Just say cunt
Just say cunt
Just say cunt
Just say cunt
Just say cunt