I'm hanging 'round the same old scene
My girlfriend Sissy, she's just fourteen
(Fourteen)
There's nothing better for me to do
I'm livin' on dog food
So what?

Dog food is so good for you
It makes you strong, clever, too
Dog food is a current craze
Eat some every day
Okay

I chew up my Sunday Mirror
I read about the rich I fear
Dog food is my whole life
Dog food composes my wife

Dog food
Woof, woof, woof, woof
Dog food
Woof, woof, woof, woof

Dog food [x6]