[Spoken]
JOE: Whoo!
B-FACE: Uh, hello?
JOE: Uh, hi Mom, it's me
ALSO JOE: Ahhhhhhh!

I know you think I'm just a useless, stupid punk
Because every night, I come home drunk
Hi Mom, it's me, that fuckin' little shit
The ugly little monkey that used to suck your tit

I know you think my band's just a waste of time
Those beer cans you found in my room weren't mine
Hi Mom, it's me, that fuckin' little shit
The ugly little monkey that used to suck your tit

You got five bucks I can borrow?