[Spoken]
I was a teenage bonehead!

My folks had me committed
Just two weeks ago
My best friend ran off with my girl
Those two damn bozos

Oh, don't you know it hurts?
But hey, she ain't the first
She ain't the first

I was a teenage bonehead, yes, it's true
I was a teenage bonehead, a-wha ah ooh
I was a teenage bonehead just because of you
Of you

My parents kicked me out
I'm sick of them, so I don't care
My girl sent me a postcard
Saying, "Glad that you're not here"

Oh, don't you know it hurts?
But hey, she ain't the first
She ain't the first
I was a teenage bonеhead, yes, it's true
I was a teenagе bonehead, a-wha ah ooh
I was a teenage bonehead just because of you
Of you

She never said goodbye to me
Now I sit here wondering
Where she is and what she's eating

A-whoo-oo-oo-oo
Oh, don't you know it hurts?
But hey, she ain't the first
She ain't the first

I was a teenage bonehead, yes, it's true
I was a teenage bonehead, a-wha ah ooh
I was a teenage bonehead just because of you

Just because of you [x3]