He's chubby and he's funny
Cheap as hell with money
And he doesn't seem to give a shit
His ass, it took a beating
Thanks to all the eating
Now he has a pair of real big tits

Oh, we know the man's out of his mind
Not too cute, but all that we could find

1-2-3, go!

Cheeto in a speedo eating a burrito now
A-whoa-a-whoa-a-whoa oh
Cheeto in a speedo eating a burrito now
A-whoa-a-whoa-a-whoa oh
Cheeto in a speedo eating a burrito now
A-whoa-a-whoa-a-whoa oh
Cheeto in a speedo eating a burrito now

Think he's pretty nifty
Not to mention shifty
In reality he's quite a slob
He has no motivation
'Cause he's always on vacation
And we doubt he'll ever get a job
Oh, we know the man's out of his mind
Not too cute, but all that we could find

1-2-3, go!

Cheeto in a speedo eating a burrito now
A-whoa-a-whoa-a-whoa oh
Cheeto in a speedo eating a burrito now
A-whoa-a-whoa-a-whoa oh
Cheeto in a speedo eating a burrito now
A-whoa-a-whoa-a-whoa oh
Cheeto in a speedo еating a burrito now

Cheeto in a speedo eating a burrito now
(Ooga-chaka ooga-chaka ooga-ooga-ooga-chaka)...