My brain cell count must be running low
'Cause she keeps getting high
I found her passed out huffing paint thinner the other night
Well, she's done it before, and she'll do it again
She's a mess, I hope you know
But I see a girl named Ramona, and I won't let her go

Oh, you don't think I love her, but I do
Oh, oh yeah
I'd like to take a baseball bat to you
Oh, oh yeah
But now I'm gonna mellow out and be real good
And do everything that a boyfriend should, you know

Hey, leave that girl alone
Hey, leave that girl alone
Hey, leave that girl alone
Hey you, leave that girl alone

One friend told me he saw her giving the bouncer head
I'd love to beat his ass, but in a fight I'd end up dead
With all this time invested, I don't think it's happening
Unfortunately, she just told me she's gone lesbian

Oh, you don't think I love her, but I do
Oh, oh yeah
I'd like to take a baseball bat to you
Oh, oh yeah
But now I'm gonna mellow out and be real good
And do everything that a boyfriend should, you know
Hey, leave that girl alone
Hey, leave that girl alone
Hey, leave that girl alone
Hey you, leave that girl alone

You don't think I love her, but I do
Oh, oh yeah
I'd like to take a baseball bat to you
Oh, oh yeah
But now I'm gonna mellow out and be real good
And do everything that a boyfriend should, you know

Hey, leave that girl alone
Hey, leave that girl alone
Hey, leave that girl alone
Hey you, leave that girl alone