There's no stopping the cretins from hopping
You gotta keep it beatin' for all the hopping cretins

Cretin, cretin

I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won't stop, do the Cretin Hop

Cretin, cretin

1-2-3-4
Cretins wanna hop some more
4-5-6-7
All good cretins go to heaven

There's no stopping the cretins from hopping
You gotta keep it beatin' for all the hopping cretins

Cretin, cretin

I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
Oh-oh oh
My feet won't stop, do the Cretin Hop
Oh-whoa oh

Cretin, cretin
1-2-3-4
Cretins wanna hop some more
4-5-6-7
All good cretins go to heaven