The Queers
We’re A Happy Family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy
Sitting here in Queens
Eating refried beans
We're in all the magazines
Gulping down Thorazines
We ain't got no friends
Our troubles never end
No Christmas cards to send
Daddy likes men
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy
Daddy's telling lies
Baby's eating flies
Mommy's on pills
Baby's got the chills
I'm friends with the president
I'm friends with the pope
We'll all make a fortune selling Daddy's dope
Sitting here in Queens
Eating refried beans
We're in all the magazines
Gulping down Thorazines
We ain't got no friends
Our troubles never end
No Christmas cards to send
Daddy likes men
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy...