Ripping off your friends, stuffing your fat face
I'm kinda bummed out I’m part of your race
Someday you will learn that it's [?] to starve
Just look at me and B-Face, and try not to barf

Too many Twinkies [x4]

You're a bunch of rock stars, you’re a bunch of lard
And I hate to tell you, your bass player's a retard
So shut your stupid fat mouth and hang up your guitars
Quit beating off every night and smoking those cigars

Too many Twinkies [x4]

Shut your fuckin' mouth