I think paying fucking rent sucks
I'm sorry I swore, Mom, aw shucks
It should be free for assholes like me
Whose last names end with a B

Half shitfaced
Half shitfaced
Half shitfaced
Half shitfaced

I want more!

Drinking cheap beer, I'm all for it
Each morning, I run to the toilet
Living with no cash is a drag
I think my brother's a fag

Half shitfaced
Half shitfaced
Half shitfaced
Half shitfaced

[Guitar solo]

Our ex-guitar player sucks
He ripped us off for two hundred bucks
His girlfriend's got a fucking fat ass
And an ugly face to match
Half shitfaced
Half shitfaced
Half shitfaced
Half shitfaced

I want more!