[00:00 - Intro]
DJ: Let's hear from the Queers
JOE QUEER: Okay, we all set in there, Pat?
PAT: We're all set!
JOE: This is our set from 19, uh... 1983. We have our original lead vocalist, Wimpy, back again
[00:11 - "We'd Have A Riot Doing Heroin"]
[Spoken]
WIMPY: We are the Queers! This song's called, "We'd Have A Riot Doing Heroin!"
We'd have a riot doing heroin
Take that needle and stick it in
We'd stick that spike into our skin
Yeah, we'd have a riot doing heroin
Go!
We'd have a riot doing heroin
Take that needle and stick it in
We'd stick that spike into our skin
Yeah, we'd have a riot doing heroin
Go!
We'd have a riot doing heroin
Take that needle and stick it in
We'd stick that spike into our skin
Yeah, we'd have a riot doing heroin
Go!
[01:45 - "Terminal Rut"]
1-2-3-4!
I wake up and smoke a joint
I love my life, there's just no point
Hit the couch, turn on the tube
I love to watch the Family Feud
I'm all fucked up, it's time for me
To change the channel on TV
Getting late, I have to crash
I wish I had some corned beef hash
Go to the sink, do the big spit
I'm in a rut, don't give (a shit)
[02:16 - "Fagtown"]
1-2-3-4!
Fagtown, downtown, all the queers hang around
Haircuts [?]
Les Motelles is served with quiche
Fags hold hands up on the beach
Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown sucks
Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown sucks
Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown sucks
Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown sucks
[02:44 - "I Want It Now"]
I want [unintelligible]
I want it now
I want [unintelligible]
I want it now
I want [unintelligible]
I want it now
I want [unintelligible]
I want it now
[03:08 - "Tulu Is A Wimp"]
Well, Tulu is a wimp
Because he is a wimp
Well, Tulu is a wimp
Because he is a wimp
Well, Tulu is a wimp
Because he is a wimp
Well, Tulu is a wimp
Because he is a wimp
Well, Tulu was our bass player
And then he quit the band
He said he had to go somewhere
But he had nothing planned
So Tulu went to New York
He said he had to go
He asked me, "What's a [?] ?"
(He certainly should know)
Well, Tulu has a girlfriend
He says he really likes her
But we can't stand her
'Cause 'cause she won't drink Budweiser
Tulu is a wimp
Because he is a wimp
Tulu is a wimp
Because he is a wimp
Tulu is a wimp
Because he is a wimp
Well, Tulu is a wimp
Because he is a wimp
[04:11 - "At The Mall"]
There are lots of pretty girls
I like to [?]
It's such a different world
I want to live at the mall
At the mall
At the mall
At the mall
Everything you need is there
They can do anything at all
Well, they'll clean your teeth and cut your hair
Yes, I want to live at the mall
At the mall
At the mall
At the mall
This place sucks!
At the mall
At the mall
At the mall
At the mall
Yes, I want to live (at the mall)
Yes, I want to live (at the mall)
Yes, I want to live (at the mall)
Yes, I want to live at the mall
[05:14 - "I Spent The Rent"]
[Spoken]
WIMPY: I spent the rent
I (spent the rent)
I (ain't got a cent)
I (spent the rent)
I (ain't got a cent)
I (spent the rent)
I (ain't got a cent)
I (spent the rent)
I ain't got a cent
[05:41 - "I Don't Wanna Work"]
1-2-3-4!
I never hold a job for more than a week
My father was a rich man, and my mother, a geek
People say I'm lazy, and they say I'm a jerk
And they think that I'm crazy 'cause I don't wanna work
'Cause I don't wanna work
I don't wanna work
[Guitar solo]
I never hold a job for more than a week
My father was a rich man, and my mother, a geek
People say I'm lazy, and they say I'm a jerk
And they think that I'm crazy 'cause I don't wanna work
'Cause I don't wanna work
I don't wanna work
I don't wanna work
Well, I don't wanna work
1-2-3-4!
I don't wanna work
I don't wanna work
Well, I don't wanna work
Well, I don't wanna work
[07:32 - "I'm Useless"]
[Spoken]
WIMPY: I'm useless
I'm always doing things that I don't wanna do
Seem to bite off more than I can chew
Used to have a job, but now I'm through
Guess I'm pretty stupid, but so are you
'Cause I'm useless
Well, my girlfriend went and left me
My landlord kicked me out
I'm lonely, scared, and smelly
I wanna die but don't know how
[Spoken]
WIMPY: He's seven years old, and he's dying of old age! And I don't care about any of you limp-wristed funny boys!
'Cause I'm useless
'Cause I'm useless
'Cause I'm useless
'Cause I'm useless
Useless
Useless
Useless
Useless
Useless
[08:43 - "This Place Sucks"]
This place sucks
This place sucks
This place sucks
This place sucks
I don't know just where to go
There's things I don't wanna know
I don't know what we can do
But this place sucks
This place sucks
This place sucks
This place sucks
There's only so much I can give
My brain is getting like a sieve
There's really nowhere else to live
But this place sucks
This place sucks
This place sucks
This place sucks
[09:33 - "Kicked Out Of The Webelos"]
[Spoken]
WIMPY: I made it through the Cub Scouts...but I was kicked out of the Webelos!
1-2-3-4!
This is something no one knows
(Kicked out of the Webelos)
Do you think it really shows?
(Kicked out of the Webelos)
Punched her in her snotty nose
(Kicked out of the Webelos)
Daddy beat me with a hose
(Kicked out of the Webelos)
Well, I guess that's the way it goes
Kicked out of the Webelos
Go!
Go!
This is something no one knows
(Kicked out of the Webelos)
Do you think it really shows?
(Kicked out of the Webelos)
Punched her in her snotty nose
(Kicked out of the Webelos)
Daddy beat me with a hose
(Kicked out of the Webelos)
Well, I guess that's the way it goes
Kicked out of the Webelos
Kicked out of the Webelos
Kicked out of the Webelos
Out of the Webelos
[10:57 - "Nobody Likes Me"]
Cut my hair and try to fit in
But I hang around, and I just can't win
Oh yeah
I don't know just what to say
But I want things to go my way
Oh yeah
Want to, just can't
I want to, just can't seem to fit in
Want to, just can't
I want to, just can't seem to fit in
Oh no
'Cause nobody likes me, nobody likes me
Nobody likes me, nobody likes me
Nobody likes me, nobody likes me
Nobody likes me, nobody likes me
Say the clothes don't make the man
But I don't seem to understand
Oh yeah
I don't know just what to say
But I want things to go my way
Oh yeah
Want to, just can't
I want to, just can't seem to fit in
Want to, just can't
I want to, just can't seem to fit in
Oh no
'Cause nobody likes me, nobody likes me
Nobody likes me, nobody likes me
Nobody likes me, nobody likes me
Nobody likes me, nobody likes me
Cut my hair, and I try to fit in
But I hang around, and I just can't win
Oh yeah
They say the clothes don't make the man
But they don't seem to understand
Oh no
Want to, just can't
I want to, just can't seem to fit in
Want to, just can't
I want to, just can't seem to fit in
'Cause nobody likes me, nobody likes me
Nobody likes me, nobody likes me
Nobody likes me, nobody likes me
Nobody likes me, nobody likes me
[13:04 - "MacArthur's Park"]
MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet green icing is flowing down
'Cause someone left the cake out in the rain
(Whoo!)
MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet green icing is flowing down
'Cause someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet green icing is flowing down
'Cause someone left the cake out in the rain
(Wimpy!)
1-2-3-4!
MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet green icing is flowing down
'Cause someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
[14:48 - "I'm Nowhere At All"]
[Spoken]
WIMPY: I'm nowhere at all
No one knows how old I am
But I remember Vietnam
They tell me I don't dye my hair
I hate my life, and I don't care
I'm nowhere at all
I'm nowhere at all
I'm nowhere at all
I'm nowhere at all
I wish I was back in LA
I wish I was there today
They really think I'm cool out there
But out here, they just don't care
I'm nowhere at all
I'm nowhere at all
I'm nowhere at all
I'm nowhere at all
I'm nowhere at all
[16:11 - "Nothing To Do"]
Said you called me, but you fuckin' lied
You little bitch, you deserve to die
I'm just sittin' here pullin' my pud
With a dirty magazine and a six of Bud
Nothing to do, nothing to do
Nothing to do, nothing to do
You said we'd go see a flick
And you said that you'd suck my dick
Then I saw you with that jock
And all I can say is, "What the [unintelligible]?"
Nothing to do, nothing to do
Nothing to do, nothing to do
Nothing to do, nothing to do
[17:11 - "I Like Young Girls"]
[Spoken]
WIMPY: I like young girls
UNKNOWN: Hugh...Hugh...
JOE: Hugh!
I like young girls with their ponytails
They live in a world where nothing ever fails
I like young girls
I like the way they smell
Like their pretty curls
Their folks can give you hell
Okay, let's go!
I like young girls with their ponytails
They live in a world where nothing ever fails
I like young girls
I like young girls
I like young girls
Well, I like young girls
(Whoo!)
