Meet men on the train, and you're outta your brain
And you think we don't know that you're gay
If you're gay, that's okay
Just admit it, you loser
Come out of the closet today

All the guys think you're so hot
They're all in love with you
But you got a girlfriend you can't seem to dump
Oh, what is a gay boy to do?

Queerbait, queerbait
Queerbait, queerbait
Queerbait, queerbait
Queerbait's so screwed up, he's out of control

[Guitar lead]

Meet men on the train, and you're outta your brain
And you think we don't know that you're gay
And if you're gay, that's okay
Just admit it, you loser
Come out of the closet today

All the guys think you're so hot
They're all in love with you
But you got a girlfriend you can't seem to dump
Oh, what is a gay boy to do?
Queerbait, queerbait
Queerbait, queerbait
Queerbait, queerbait
Queerbait's so screwed up, he's out of control
(Oh!)

[Guitar solo]

Queerbait, queerbait
Queerbait, queerbait
Queerbait, queerbait
Queerbait's so screwed up, he's out of control

Queerbait, queerbait
Queerbait, queerbait
Queerbait, queerbait
Queerbait's so screwеd up, he's out of control

Queerbait, queerbait