I hate anchovy pizza
Asparagus and peas
Wanting my desert
And having to say, "Please"

I hate
Well, I hate everything
I hate
Well, I hate everything

I hate the Grateful Dead
Their hippy fans are such a waste
Everything about 'em
Even Jerry's ugly face

I hate
Well, I hate everything
I hate
Well, I hate everything

I hate working around the house
I hate mowing the lawn
I hate doing my homework
I even hate this song

I hate
Well, I hate everything
I hate
Well, I hate everything
I hate
Well, I hate everything
I hate
Well, I hate everything
[Spoken]
JOE: Hit it. It's this, I-