Bobby Brady's doing crack
Marcia's on the pill
Mike's in bed with Alice
And Sam sells dog chops at his meat shop
Greg is trying on garter belts
B-Face spent two nights in jail
Murder in the Brady house
'Cause Jan Brady couldn't stand it

Murder in the Brady house
Things were just too great
Murder in the Brady house
Someone had to break

Cindy called Jan a stinker
For playing ball inside the house
She tattletaled
While B-Face kissed the postman on the mouth
Blood is on the TV screen
And guts are on thе stairs
Murder in the Brady house
And no onе even cares

Murder in the Brady house
Things were just too great
Murder in the Brady house
Someone had to break
[Guitar solo]

Bobby Brady's doing crack
Marcia's on the pill
Mike's in bed with Hubie
And Sam sells dog chops at his meat shop
Greg is trying on garter belts
Ben Weasel spent two nights in jail
Murder in the Brady house
'Cause Jan Brady couldn't stand it

Murder in the Brady house
Things were just too great
Murder in the Brady house
Someone had to break

(Murder, murder, murder) Someone had to break
(Murder, murder, murder) Someone had to break
(Murder, murder, murder) Someone had to break
Murder, murder, murder, murder, murder, murder