(What are we doing?)

I know you think I'm stupid, I know you think I'm dumb
You think [placeholder gibberish]
[Your ad here]
I got a problem, and I don't know what to do

Help!

I can't stop farting
I can't stop farting
I can't stop farting
I can't stop farting

I know you think I'm crazy, and [syllables]
I wish I had some words to this stupid fuckin' tune
[Vacancy]
Well, I got a problem, and I don't know what to do

Help!

I can't stop farting
I can't stop farting
I can't stop farting
I can't stop farting
[Guitar solo]

Help!

I can't stop farting
I can't stop farting
I can't stop farting
I can't stop farting

[Spoken]
JOE: All right. I'll have to figure the words out on that, and then-
UNKNOWN: Let's take a break