I'm feeling so sick, someone give me a beer
My life is a shambles, you know I'm a Queer

My head it really pounds and pounds
The records just go 'round and 'round
Mom and Dad, they just hate my guts
The only girls I know are sluts

Say I'm deeply troubled
Oh, I shake my head, it just ain't so
Daddy beat me with a hose
Got kicked out of the Webelos

Feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy
It sucks

Phone's disconnected, hey, I'll never learn
Just eleven more months 'til my income tax return

I'm really not that dumb, you know
I got lots of beer and Tuinal
Ran over Rin Tin Tin today
His Alpo's mine now, hey, it's great
Say I'm deeply troublеd
Oh, [unintelligible], it just ain't so
Daddy beat mе with a hose
Got kicked out of the Webelos

Feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy
It sucks

Well, I was walking down the street with my head held high
Thinking everything was all right
When a big fat bird came and shit on my head
And that's the story of my life

I'm feeling so sick, someone give me a beer
My life is a shambles, you know I'm Joe Queer

My head it really pounds and pounds
The records just go 'round and 'round
Mom and Dad, they just hate my guts
The only girls I know are sluts

Say I'm deeply troubled
Oh, I shake my head, it just ain't so
I've gone completely outta hand
I want Ben Weasel in my band
Feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy
It sucks (oh yeah)

Feeling so groovy
It sucks (oh yeah)
Feeling so groovy
It sucks (whoa yeah)
Feeling so groovy
It sucks (oh yeah)
Feeling so groovy
It sucks (oh yeah)
Feeling so groovy
It sucks (oh yeah)
Feeling so groovy
It sucks (oh yeah)
Feeling so groovy
It sucks (oh yeah)
Feeling so groovy
It sucks (oh yeah)
Feeling so groovy
It sucks