We're not Screeching Weasel, and we’re not the Nobodys
I'm not Blag Dahlia or that stupid [?]
I want you all to shut your stupid fuckin' mouths
You lazy motherfucker, get your ass off the couch

I keep hoping you’ll wake up, ya loser
Use what's left of your brain
You ain't shit, and you know it
You stupid, stupid, stupid kid

You junk freak
Yeah, junk freak
Yeah, junk freak
Yeah, junk freak

You're just another yuppie masquerading as a punk
And I'm not as punk as fuck no more, 'cause I stopped getting drunk
I don't wanna shock you, but I kinda like Green Day
I'd also like to fuck your butt and send ’em on their way

I keep hoping you’ll wake up, loser
Use what's left of your brain
You ain’t shit, and you know it
You stupid, stupid, stupid kid

You junk freak
Yeah, junk freak
Yeah, junk freak
Yeah, junk freak
Yeah!
So listen up, you shithead, get your dick outta your hand
You're just another pussy working on your tan
Are you gonna buy a house today, mister fuckin' punk?
You're really fuckin stupid, you must be fuckin’ drunk

I keep hoping you'll wake up, losers
Use what's left of your brain
You ain't shit, and you know it
You stupid, stupid, stupid kid

You junk freak
Yeah, junk freak
Yeah, junk freak
Yeah, junk freak

Yeah, junk freak
Junk freak
Junk freak
Junk freak

(Junk freak)
(Junk freak)
(Junk freak)