She's flat as a board and I just don't care
No tit (No tit)
My friends are always wondering
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I won't be an asshole
Just trying to give you shit
The fact of the matter is
She's got no tit

She's got no tit (She's got no tit)
She's got no tit (She's got no tit)
She's got no tit (She's got no tit)
She's got no tit

It's no matter big or small
No tit (No tit)
Your sexist chatter bores us all
No tit (No tit)

I won't be an asshole
Just trying to give you shit
The fact of the matter is
She's got no tit

She's got no tit (She's got no tit)
She's got no tit (She's got no tit)
She's got no tit (She's got no tit)
She's got no tit
She's got no tit (She's got no tit)
She's got no tit (She's got no tit)
She's got no tit (She's got no tit)
She's got no tit

She's got no tit (She's got no tit)
She's got no tit (She's got no tit)
She's got no tit (She's got no tit)
She's got no tit

She's got no tit