My folks had me committed just two weeks ago
My best friend ran off with my girl
Those two damn bozos

Oh, and don't you know it hurts?
But hey, she ain't the first
She ain't the first

I was a teenage bonehead
Yes, it's true
I was a teenage bonehead
A-wah-ah-oo
I was a teenage bonehead just because of you
Of you

My parents kicked me out
I'm sick of them, so I don't care
My girl sent me a postcard
Saying, "Glad that you're not here"

Oh, and don't you know it hurts?
But hey, she ain't the first
She ain't the first

I was a teenage bonehead
Yes, it's true
I was a teenage bonehead
A-wah-ah-oo
I was a teenage bonehead just because of you
Of you
She never said goodbye to me
Now I sit here wondering
Where she is, and what she's eating

Oh, and don't you know it hurts?
But hey, she ain't the first
She ain't the first

I was a teenage bonehead
Yes, it's true
I was a teenage bonehead
A-wah-ah-oo
I was a teenage bonehead just because of you

Just because of you [x3]