I'm feeling so sick, someone give me a beer
My life is a shambles, you know I'm a Queer

My head it really pounds and pounds
Records just go 'round and 'round
Mom and Dad, they just hate my guts
The only girls I know are sluts

Say I'm deeply troubled
Oh, I shake my head, it just ain't so
Daddy beat me with a hose
Got kicked out of the Webelos

Feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy
It sucks

Phone's disconnected, hey, I'll never learn
Just eleven more months 'til my income tax return

I'm really not that dumb, you know
Got lots of beer and Tuinal
Ran over Rin Tin Tin today
His Alpo's mine now, hey, it's great
Say I'm deeply troubled
Oh, I shake my head, it just ain't so
Daddy beat me with a hose
Got kicked out of the Webelos

Feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy
It sucks

Well, I was walking down the street with my head held high
Thinking everything was all right
When a big fat bird came and shit on my head
Man, that's the story of my life

Feeling so sick, someone give me a beer
My life is a shambles, you know I'm Joe Queer

I'm not really that dumb, you know
Got lots of beer and Tuinal
Ran over Rin Tin TIn today
His Alpo's mine now, hey, it's great

Say I'm deeply troubled
Oh, I shake my head, it just ain't so
I've gone completely outta hand
I want Dan Vapid in my band
Feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy
It sucks
Oh yeah

Feeling so groovy
It sucks
Oh yeah...