I don't know if you like me, but it's true
I'm totally retarded for you
May look like it, but I'm not sniffing glue
Or having my mom tell me what to do

It always seems to be one day up and one day down
I'm anticipating the day when you'll stick around

I'm all screwed up
The girl's got me all screwed up
A-wha a-wha-oh
[x3]

I'm all screwed up
The girl's got me all screwed up
Oh-whoa yeah

Disgusted and moping, all bummed out
All I wanna do is sit and pout
I don't know if you like me, but it's true
A-wha a-whoa oh
I'm totally retarded for you

It always seems to be one day up and one day down
I'm anticipating the day when you'll stick around
I'm all screwed up
The girl's got me all screwed up
A-wha a-wha-oh
[x3]

I'm all screwed up
The girl's got me all screwed up
Oh yeah

1-2-3-4!

All screwed up
She's got me all screwed up...