[Verse 1]
Well I was talking last night
Magneto and Titanium Man
We were talking about you, babe
They said

[Pre-Chorus]
You was involved in a robbery
That was due to happen at a quarter to three
In the main street

[Verse 2]
I didn't believe them (I didn't believe them)
Magneto and Titanium Man
But when the Crimson Dynamo
Finally assured me, well, I knew

[Pre-Chorus]
You was involved in a robbery
That was due to happen at a quarter to three
In the main street

[Verse 3]
So we went out
Magneto and Titanium Man
And the Crimson Dynamo
Came along for the ride
[Pre-Chorus]
We went to town with the library
And we swung all over that long tall bank
In the main street

[Chorus]
Well there she were and to my despair
She's a five-star criminal breaking the code
Magneto said, "Now the time has come
To gather our forces and run!"
Oh, no, this can't be so
And then it occurred to me, you couldn't be bad
Magneto was mad, Titanium too!
And the Crimson Dynamo just couldn't cut it no more
You were the law

[Pre-Chorus]
We went to town with the library
And we swung all over that long tall bank
In the main street
You know the one I mean?

[Chorus]
Well there she were and to my despair
She's a five-star criminal breaking the code
Magneto said, "Now the time has come
To gather our forces and run!"
Oh, no, this can't be so
And then it occurred to me, you couldn't be bad
Magneto was mad, Titanium too!
And the Crimson Dynamo, well, he just couldn't cut it no more
You were the law