Norton is a mummy's boy, Norton's very clever
Norton's very good at sport in the nicer weather

Norton is a pretty boy, Norton is a sissy
Norton's got a lovely girl, now isn't that a pity?

Norton is a daddy's boy, Norton joined the Army
He thought they'd make a man of him--he must be bloody barmy!

Truck on!

22431333, Private Norton reporting for duty, sir!
A-jolly good, Norton, recommend a commission, Sergeant!
Sir! About turn!
Left, right, left, right
Left, right, left, right...

Norton's still a pansy boy, Norton's still a pet
And if he gave me half a chance, I'd wring his bleedin' neck!

I love you, Norton
Right on!