Where did you go after the parade?
I wandered, searching for about an hour
Then I parked it on a bench, shifting and sulking
Those pesky little mosquitoes
They nearly, nearly, nearly, nearly drained me

Then a man dripping with Vitalis
Said I looked like Joe Namath
He asked me, did I used to be famous?
And I said, "Neighbor, I'm famously late"
I said, "Neighbor, I'm famously late"

Now where did you go after the parade?
You never еven appeared
You nеver even appeared to enjoy it
I came out of it with a slight experience
Drinking, howling, howling at the natives

You're a great at disappearing
You left me with an earache
I spit into the swan lake
Saying, "Oh what a hideous review"
Saying, "Oh what a hideous review"

Weather, barometric pressure push me to the ground
My stomach is growling
I always heard this was such a festive town
How come everybody over ten years old is frowning?
How come everybody over ten years old is frowning?
So where did you go, honey, after the parade?
I didn't expecting you to be bolting away
Remember that time you took me to see Harold and Maude?
'Cause I didn't know the meaning of the word 'catharsis'

We are busy weaklings
We are poking around for reasons
We are happy little heathens
It's just time that we both admit it
It's just time that we both admit it

So now where did you go after the parade?