Don't hit me with a broom I must request relief
Don't hit me with a broom get another chief if you ain't
Got yourself a vacuum get another chief if you ain't
Got yourself a vacuum

Don't keep me in the car I must get to the porch
Don't keep me in the car a little torch will only get a girl
So far a little torch will only get a girl so far

I am a million miles away from home
You're the only human here I know
I've been as truthful as a mammal can be
Still you insist on intertanglin' still
You insist on intertanglin'

You've been startin' rumors that we are
Lovers when you know I've been runnin'
Hard in the dark but the only thing I been a-sleepin' with is
The cutty sark yes the only thing I been a-sleepin' with is
The cutty sark

So don't slap me with a suit
I swear I didn't breach
Don't slap me with a suit
You wrote your friends that I'm a leech but you're just confused
You wrote your friends that I'm a leech but you're just confused