Oberheim, Yamaha, Steinway and the lot
I must have played the wrong piano
'cause it left me with, I don't know what

So don't talk to me about mistakes
Yes, we all simply have got to take precautions
I must have played the wrong piano
'cause now I just feel nauseous

Some sexual turned into some biblical and then became a game of just trivial pursuit
I used to gnaw on every word
But now I don't know what's the use

Rupert Murdoch and Larry Flynt
Bob Guccione and the U.S. Mint
I took out the wrong subscription and I don't know what I'm gonna end up spending