Oberheim, Yamaha
Steinway and the lot
I must have played the wrong piano
'Cause it left me with I don't know what

So don't talk to me about mistakes
Yes, we all simply have got to take precautions
I must have played the wrong piano
'Cause now I just feel nauseous

Some sexual turned into some biblical
And then became a game of just Trivial Pursuit
I used to gnaw on every word
But now I don't, what's the use?

Rupert Murdock and Larry Flint
Bob Guccione and the U.S. Mint
I took out the wrong subscription
And I don't know what I'm gonna end up spending