[Verse 1]
Knowing what I know now
I should've had a cow
I didn't realize
You were to be despised

[Chorus 1]
I must've been
One of history's stupidest men
Everything was perfect in my head
Until the lead started hitting me

[Verse 2]
Benefit of hindsight
I can see your ass wasn't right
Maybe I'm mighty dull
But you're pathological

[Chorus 2]
I never guessed
You meant no when you said yes
Everything was perfect in my head
Until the lead started hitting me

[Verse 3]
Didn't take long at all
'Til the zen started to fall
All of the people you faked
Suddenly saw their mistake
[Chorus 3]
You never thought
That I would survive the shock
Everything was perfect in my head
Until the lead started hitting me