It's the curious case of the bilocating dog
It's the curious case of the bilocating dog
It's the curious case of the bilocating dog
It's the curious case of the bilocating dog
It's the curious case of the bilocating dog
It's the curious case of the bilocating dog

Well Dougal had an accident
Where he lost consciousness
But when he started coming to
It was Johnny who alerted the crew

It's the curious case of the bilocating dog
It's the curious case of the bilocating dog

Johnny was a Terrier
He had his first seizure
At the feet of old Auntie Lee
You should have heard her screaming

Well Ralph started waking up
His daddy glanced up at the clock
And Johnny had his apple sauce
While Auntie Lee was watching her show

It's the curious case
Very curious case, very curious case
It's the curious case
Very curious case, very curious case of the bilocating dog