[This is the Polish Ambassador, featuring the Grouch, and Scott Nice
Don't get it twisted]

I might be conscious, still I like to fuck
Do a little yoga, then lift some weights up
I be as I'm supposed to, perfectly imperfect
Indulge in deep convo, get hyped when she twerk it

Beneath the surface I'm sensitive
No absolutes, my functions are limitless
Not a hypocrite, just do hypocritical shit
Get a little lit, eat healthy, don't trip

They felt me from the get, cause I'm real
Like dropping my kid off at school, then poppin' the pill
I meditate, and then I spread some hate
On social media, later I erase

Major I escape, and to procrastination
Can I explain where the time went
Maybe masturbation, baby I got patience [hey]
Baby I get anxious, [hey] lady, I make shift

And crazy, but I make shifts happen
I uplift with my rappin', eat, shit, and piss with a passion
I give gifts and I stay laughing
I give thanks and then I'm mad again, oh that again

I need a friend, [yup] I want a friend
I get a friend, I treat a friend wrong, then I repeat again [no]
But deep in my heart beats good intention
I'm as great as god's worst invention

[I'm a living legend]
[Where my brethren]
[I'm a living legend]
[Got my game from the heaven]

I'm an independent success, scared of success [not really]
Self sabotager, need an ego massager [that's silly]
Still I'm a living legend with my brethren
Bottle up my essence and sell it to the peasants
I'm bad, and I'm a great dad [yup]
I don't hate fags, I love em
I'm a tourist bull, I'm stubborn
And yeah my aura's full, I'm troublesome

Double-cross at no cost, cause I'm loyal
I treat my family royal, when I'm grounded in the soil
I was founded in a town 'n that resounded with a boil
I'm hot blooded, my cock's studded, I'm slick as oil

Sick as cancer, shitty dancer, I'm spoiled
Bigots found in humans(?), if you build em they'll destroy em [yo]
I forgive you, and I give you my word
Try to live true to that, but the concept's absurd [really]

I deserve, I'm worthy, I'm worthless, I'm earthly
Get a jury, judge me, and my purity
You can't cause you are me
We understand it all, yeah hardly

Charge me money, regard me as funny
Whacked up, whatever, your time keeps on running
I'm not the same for a second, but I'm connected to our god
I got my game from the heavens

[I'm a living legend]
[Where my brethren]
[I'm a living legend]
[Got my game from the heaven]